astrological có nghĩa làWhen people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with astronomy, the badass science of the universe. Example1- "Okay, here's your horoscope. You will get a raise at the end of the year. Wow! Look! Astrology signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!" 2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."astrological có nghĩa làBullshit ExampleAstrology is bullshitastrological có nghĩa làAstrology is a pseudoscience used to predict and explain peoples lives based on the annual location of space rocks. ExampleIdiot: oh, you’d better not sign that contract today, it’s Mercury retrograde rnIntellectual: I could not care less about your astrology bullshit idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have bad luck intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school astrological có nghĩa làA barbaric,, pseudo-scientific, personality model used to explain away a person's neuroticism by measuring the trajectory of big rocks in the sky. ExamplePerson 1: I like dogs because I'm a Libra!Person 2: Astrology is fake. Person 1: Astrology is not fake. Person 2: You're an idiot. astrological có nghĩa làAn idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim. The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc. ExampleAstrology is bogus...astrological có nghĩa làA practice used to determine people’s personalities from the positions of stars and planets during their birthdays. Although it seems harmless, some idiots have used it to justify their hate for certain people. ExampleAstrology lover: WhEn Is YoUr BiRtHdAy?Normal person: November the- Astrology lover: Ew YoUr A sCoRpIo GeT aWaY fRoM mE!!!1!1! Normal person: What the hell is wrong with you? astrological có nghĩa làA made up thing for retards who believe the position of the earth at a certain point in time is relevant to your personality. Astrology also claims to be able to see your future by “reading your palm”. It attempts to predict many other future events due to objects in different areas. Mainly teenagers believe in it because it says great things about them and they believe whatever they want to hear. ExamplePerson 1: Hey, according to astrology, I will have 5 kids and a beautiful wife when I am older! Person 2: You fucking retard how can you believe in that shit...???astrological có nghĩa làHow predominantly white girls cover their insecurities ExampleDid you hear? Suzie is into astrology?Oh that bitch? astrological có nghĩa làAstrology: Telling one's personality and whole life by the positions of random space rocks based on the month they were born in. It's actually the biggest bullshit in history and there is nothing scientific about it, the people who are responsible for these are getting money from bradots. The life forms who believe in it are called bradots (a short version of brainless idiots). Bradots have a similar outside appearances to humans but the place where their brain is supposed to be is filled with air and they are capable of doing these things only: breathing, eating/drinking ,sleeping , spreading bullshit , and unfortunately they have the ability to reproduce. Their life is miserable and they don't want to do anything productive so they live their life by what some jerk wrote on the internet ExampleAstrologybradot: hello did you know that if you are gemini you will make 1 million dollar this month and have 6 children in your life? intellectual person: you should go and commit suicide because your existence is cancerous bradot: yes I will kill myself 3 days from now, my horoscope is cancer and it says I will commit suicide on the next Monday so I will do what it says. astrological có nghĩa làFake. No you’re not rude because you’re a Aries or Scorpio or whatever the fuck astrologers say. ExampleI’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please take me back! No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt. Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.Guy with brain; Ight Imma head out (leaves date) Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok! |