gastric có nghĩa làA really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol. Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight. Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell. ExampleGordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs. His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.gastric có nghĩa làa code name for drinking beer usually associater with a feeding tube (beer bong) Examplek-dizzle: yo devin we got to hit up the gastric bypass surgery hooked up to the feeding tube this weekenddevin: most def dude im sick of all the friendship we've been having lately gastric có nghĩa làThe disorder with an onset in adulthood, characterized by multiple loud anal explosions and at least one with the lifting of the butt cheek. Gastric Tourette is defined as part of a spectrum of butt disorder, which includes provisional, transient and persistent (chronic) farts, stinkers, and toots. ExampleMatt and Don are really stinking today; I think they are suffering from Gastric Tourettes.gastric có nghĩa làA fetish that acts as a mixture between emetophilia, oviposition, and vore, inspired by gastric brooding frogs (Rheobatrachus). Describes the process of swallowing fertile eggs, having them hatch in the body, and being regurgitated. Eggs are often that of worm-like creatures such as snakes, maggots, or centipedes, to enhance the focus on wriggling and squirming in the host's stomach. ExamplePerson A: Dude I just saw some fucked up hentai where a giant wasp laid eggs in a girl's stomach, and when they hatched she puked them up. Can't believe some people get off to this.Person B: Oh yeah, that sounds like some Gastric Brood shit. gastric có nghĩa làa resounding fart that announces more to come. ExampleKarl's gastric kickstand caused those familiar with his bowels to evacuate the building.gastric có nghĩa làGastric Lavage is a procedure done for poisoning. If a person has ingested something toxic, and It could be potentially lethal, than the patient may be given gastric lavage. For this procedure a tube is inserted down into the stomach either via nose or the mouth. After the tube is inserted air is pumped into the stomach ia syringe to make sure the tube is in the correct place. a stethoscope is placed over the stomach, and the Dr. or nurse observes weather the air is heard in the stomach or not. If it is, GREAT, if its not you are going to start questioning weather the tube is in the esophagus, or in the airways even. If its in the airways than the patient will not be able to speak. So, after propper tube placement has been varified than the tube is connected to an even longer tube that goes from the tube in the nose/mouth, to a bag containing water. This bag goes on an IV pole, and is allowed to drain through the tube and into the patient's stomach. At the end of the tube that comes out of the patient's nose/mouth there are two holes. One for the longer tube to go to the bag on the IV pole, and another hole on the same end to go to a bag that is sat on the floor. Examplefred: I am sick Dr. I took so many pills.2. Dr: What did you take? 3. Patient: I took a whole bottle of clonidine. 4. Dr: HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone get a set up in here for gastric Lavage. 5. Patient: What on earth is that? 6. Dr.: Its where I stick a tube in your mouth, and I put water down that tube, and after that, I drain out, and do it again and again. After that i put charcoal down the tube, and let it stay there. 7. Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 8. Other nurse: I have the tube ready. Open wide. gastric có nghĩa làa dirty rip in the drawers; generally tends to be in a gaseous state unless you don't want it to be. Better known to the crew as a GD. ExampleI got a GD in my bunghole, and it's ganja tear out at any moment.gastric có nghĩa làTo light a fart. ExampleHey, everyone! Come check out this brand new gastric!gastric có nghĩa làThis is the act of releasing a butt bomb in a close area such as an elevator or executive conference room condemning your coworkers or innocent by standards to inhale the fumes. This can be silent and accusatory or load and wet. This sometimes is associated with Gastric Tourettes. ExampleThe office workers chocked for 4 floors do to Tom's silent gastric terrorism in the elevator.gastric có nghĩa làA "smart" way of saying anal sex. ExampleThat chick sure loves gastric fornication. |