my uncles là gì - Nghĩa của từ my uncles

my uncles có nghĩa là

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

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If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

my uncles có nghĩa là

Refers to a creepy (often theoretical) person who is usually an uncle by genetics or marriage, else is a close male friend of the family who has a strong pedophilia feeling, and sometimes appears to be homosexual too. This always applies to adult men who have been accused or convicted of sexual violence/rape, child molestation, or bestiality, likes pornography, lives in a cave, is over 40 w/ a receding hairline, excessive back hair, ear hair, and nose hair, and/or gets a boner every time he see's a person under 12 years of age. These people should generally be avoided.

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If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle. Refers to a creepy (often theoretical) person who is usually an uncle by genetics or marriage, else is a close male friend of the family who has a strong pedophilia feeling, and sometimes appears to be homosexual too. This always applies to adult men who have been accused or convicted of sexual violence/rape, child molestation, or bestiality, likes pornography, lives in a cave, is over 40 w/ a receding hairline, excessive back hair, ear hair, and nose hair, and/or gets a boner every time he see's a person under 12 years of age. These people should generally be avoided. Person 1: "Would Chuck Norris be considered My Uncle Ted, considering he has banged every female in existence, which implies that he had a boner while around people under 12 years of-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 1: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Person 2: "That's what you get for questioning Chuck Norr-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 2: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Chuck Norris: "That's what you get for being in the presence of someone who has questioned Chuck Norris."

my uncles có nghĩa là

Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *FAIL*

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If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

my uncles có nghĩa là

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my uncles có nghĩa là

Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*

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Person 1: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*

my uncles có nghĩa là

Person 2: "That's what you get for questioning Chuck Norr-"

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Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*

my uncles có nghĩa là

Person 2: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*

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Chuck Norris: "That's what you get for being in the presence of someone who has questioned Chuck Norris."
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *FAIL*
Chuck Norris: "Nice try Mr T., but only I can do that." *PWNZ* Taking a Shit.

my uncles có nghĩa là

Can I call my uncle at your house later?

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a person who will sexually assault u anytime he sees you u better run or he will whoop your ass ,we will get his gang together and they will put u in there van . my uncle: " hey girls wanna see my van"
girls: "no"
my uncle runs after them to take a shit and make someone eat it if he dont stop talkin shit im gonna make him when i drop a quarter and call my uncle on his asse Something a girl like Carlee Wilson would say, to try to be cool. Related to phrases such as “on my momma” or “on gang”

my uncles có nghĩa là

bruh on my uncle grave that party was lit as fuck When you turn something awkwardly stated into something that sounds like you got touched by your uncle. bambam- it was weird when me and my black boyfriend touched butts when we had sex.
brendan- o just like my uncle at our family christmas party when we were alone.
bambam-really?