the ipod shuffle có nghĩa làThe newest member of the iPod line. Consisting of a white plastic bar with a wheel and the shuffle button, it is mainly geared towards the low end user. Offered in 500MB and 1GB models costing 99 and 150 dollars respectively. ExampleClyde had always wanted to get an iPod, but they were far too expensive for his lifestyle, until the iPod shuffle was releasedthe ipod shuffle có nghĩa là1. The iPod Shuffle is effectively the little brother of the iPod. (Correction - The iPod mini is the little genious brother of the iPod, and the iPod Shuffle is the mentally disabled brother that is left in the closet when company comes over.) ExampleLife is random, so why shouldn't my iPod Shuffle playlist be?I can play songs on my iPod Shuffle. Wow, I would love to have an iPod Shuffle! the ipod shuffle có nghĩa làThe poor persons iPod Example"omg guess what i got a new iPod shuffle""well i like totally have a new iPod photo, jeez ipod shuffles are so the poor persons ipod" the ipod shuffle có nghĩa làNot the poor person's iPod! Doesn't go fucked up as easy, you can actually re-create the iPod ads and not fuck the damn thing up, NO ONE WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO OVER 1,000 SONGS!! So shut up to all of you who go "It can't store up to 1,000 songs! Its shit!" Nobody fucking listens to that many songs so shut the fuck up, if anyone says its the "poor" person's iPod, then why do I own one!? I'm rich and I could buy 5 Nanos but I prefer the humble shuffle better! Shove it up yo ass sideways and smoke it! I'm not blowing a shitload on some MP3 that after a month will look like a piece of shit cause' of the scratches. ExampleIdiot: "Look! I have the new iPod nano!!!"Less-of-an-Idiot: "I have an iPod shuffle" Idiot: "POORBIE!" Less-of-an-Idiot: "At least mine doesn't look like a cat tried to find crack in it" the ipod shuffle có nghĩa làThe iPod that fits 150 songs, the rule is you either love it or shove it. ExamplePerson 1: I just got an iPod shuffle!Person 2: Cool! I just got an iPod nano Some Idiots: YOU GUYS REALIZE THEIR DIFFERENT! Person 1&2: WE DON'T GIVE A CRAP TO WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY! **Person 1&2 used their iPods together to battle monsters and bad guys and didn't give a crap if their mp3 players were different** the ipod shuffle có nghĩa làAnother ingenious creation by Apple. ExampleJoey: The other iPods may have fancier features, but I like my iPod Shuffle.Merideth: Yeah, plus,I was able to pay for it myself with my money from my after-school job at Dairy Queen. the ipod shuffle có nghĩa làSad excuse for a real iPod. I thought iPod mini's were bad until....iPod shuffle. Example"ooo i don't have enough money to buy a real iPod...so i'll buy an iPod shuffle coz they are so cool...and they have the same headphones so no-one will know, and think that im cool enough to have a real one"the ipod shuffle có nghĩa làAn inexpensive, simple option in the dynasty of iPods. Example"The iPod Shuffle, being only $99/$150, is the best alternative to the more costly and fragile iPods I've seen advertised!"the ipod shuffle có nghĩa làTotal piece o' shit that nobody should buy because it costs $150 and holds 150 songs and with that much money you could get an ipod video on ebay. fuck ipod shuffles. they break esily too ExampleShannon: man i fell off my bike yesterday and my stupid ipod shuffle snapped in half!DCMizzle: Told yuh not to get one retard. the ipod shuffle có nghĩa làThe act of visibly changing your walking speed or gait to match the tune currently playing on your iPod. ExampleSome guy was doing the iPod shuffle on the way to work - one minute I was stepping on his heels, the next he was sprinting. In the end I had to punch him in the back of the head. |